A woman pregnant with triplets is walking past a bank, suddenly an armed thief bursts out of the doors. Startled by her voluptuous figure the thief shoots her in the stomach three times before escaping.
After being rushed to hospital the doctors deliver the news to the woman.
"I'm happy to tell you that we were able to save all the babies! Unfortunately due to the position of the bullets we are unable to remove these, they should pose no further issues to the children and should be passed in due time".
The lady, relieved, leaves hospital after recovering and goes on with her life.
16 years later the lady is folding washing, suddenly one of her daughters bursts in the room sobbing uncontrollably.
"What is it? What's wrong?"
"I was peeing and a bullet came out!" the daughter replied.
"Oh it's ok it's ok"
The mother explains what happened 16 years ago.
A few days later the second daughter bursts in the room bawling her eyes out!
"What is it? What's happened?"
"I was peeing and a bullet popped out!" the daughter replied.
"Oh your sister didn't tell you? It's ok darling"
The mother explains what happened 16 years ago and continues to squat.
A few days later her only son bursts into the room shaking with grief, tears pouring down his face. The mother, expecting this to have happened soon, asks her son.
"Let me guess you were peeing and a bullet popped out?" a half smile upon her face.
"No I was wanking off and I shot the dog!"
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