I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty except for a single dog...

Elephant in sneakers

Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!

What do you get...

What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

Penis's R Like Fish

For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you...

He's friendly

Two men were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog. All of a...

A man walks into...

A man walks into a bar and sees that the barman has a monkey in a cage. He...

Mexican Word of...

My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself

If you are at a...

It's an app tray.

A guy walks in to...

He sees a sign that reads "Free drinks if you can make the donkey laugh". He...

What did the...

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Snoop Dogg...

"That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."