Q. If a dog were elected president of the United States, what would he be known as?
A. The drooler of the free world.
Q. Why do dogs think they need to go to church?
A. They think they need to go for their salivation.
Q. What is the difference between a purse thief and a women who has to pee?
A. The purse thief snatched the women's clutch.
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