... and he has the biggest smile in the world. As he sits down at the bar, the bartender can't help but be curious.
"Hey, what's that big smile all about?" the bartender asks.
"Oh," the man says "my dog's in the hospital, I just lost my job, and my mother-in-law just passed away."
"I'm sorry to hear all that," the bartender says, "but you seem to be taking it quite well."
"Not at all," says the man. "You see, my dog is in the hospital because she just had a large litter of puppies! I was a little worried at first, but now she and her pups are all in great health!"
"Great news!" the bartender says, "but I bet it's riding up a rather large bill. How will you pay for it without a job?"
"Rather easily," says the man. "I'm glad I got fired, because I hated my boss. And just yesterday, I bought a lottery ticket on a whim and won, so now I'll never have to work another day in my life!"
"Incredible!" says the bartender. "I suppose there's some good news about your mother-in-law as well, then?"
Suddenly confused, the man asks "Didn't I already tell you about her?"
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