A man finds a gorilla in his tree.

One morning a man wakes up and looks out his second-story window only to see a big mean looking gorilla sitting in his tree. A bit panicked, he googles “gorilla removal” and finds a local animal removal service. The removal service owner responds that he will be right over.

A half hour later there’s a knock at the door and Carl, the Animal Remover, steps inside. On the kitchen table Carl sets down a pool cue, a small kennel containing an very cranky chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a loaded shotgun. Carl turns to the home owner and begins “Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to go out, climb the tree and start poking the gorilla with the pool cue. When he loses his grip and falls from the tree, the angry little dog has been trained to attack to the groin area, so he will immediately go for him. When the gorilla goes to protect himself, I will jump down and slap the handcuffs on the beast. Easy as pie!” The home owner shrugs, looks down and points “What’s the shotgun for then?” Carl responds, “In the event the gorilla gets the upper hand and knocks me out of the tree, shoot the dog.”