-I would need to have two daughters: Anita and Ivana
-These daughters would need to set firm boundaries in their dating relationships, especially in regards to drugs, resulting in them telling guys, "Look, either Takeashita or get off the pot." (Of course, the girls wouldn't stand for crack, either.)
-We would always meet people later in the morning so that their schedules could read, "9 am: coffee, 10 am: Takeashita"
-We would also be an active family that enjoys mud races. This would be posted on our blog, Takeshitas on the Run
-We could get a family weiner dog and name him Beany Weany.
Now that my future is looking glorious, any other suggestions for my future family?
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