A guy is walking down the street and sees a brown lump ahead. "Is that dog poo?" He thinks to himself.
He approaches it to examine if it is dog poo. "Well it looks like dog poo." He bends down and sniffs it. "Smells like dog poo." He grazes the substance with his finger. "Feels like dog poo." His finger scoops up a part of the poo, and he licks it. "Tastes like dog poo.... Yep, this is dog poo alright."
"Well, good thing I didn't step in it."
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