When he gets to the house, everyone sits down in the living room and starts having a conversation. The man, being very gassy, decides to sit next to the dog, so that if any slip out, it will seem as if it was the dog. So after about twenty minutes, he lets one out. Immediately his girlfriends father looks at the dog and says, “Rex!” Fifteen minutes later, the man lets another one out. “Rex!” Says the father again. After twenty minutes, the man lets a big one out. The father stands up and says to the dog, “Rex! Get over here before the guy craps on you!”
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