A dog is similar to a banana...
... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the ...
Dog Jokes
What's got two legs and bleed a lot?
half-a-dog!
Guy sits down at a diner
He is looking at the menu deciding what he want...
A three legged dog
Walks into a bar, sits down and says im lookin...
Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing?
Police say they are following a few leads.
Two guys walking their dogs see a bar across the street...
"Man a beer would be delicious right about now"...
My best friend slept with my girlfriend.
A man was sitting in a bar feeling depressed.
...
Guy walks into a bar.. (long joke)
And asks for a drink. He notices a jar full of ...
I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.
What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?
A Dog-...
I was walking downtown, and I saw a sign advocating veganism, that showed a pig and a dog.
It said, "why love one and eat the other?"
I t...
A dog goes into a hardware store...
...and says: “I’d like a job please”. The hardw...
Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
A man opens a china shop.
A man opens a china shop.
On the first day, a ...
What did one dog say to the other dog?
I like "Hot Dogs".
A walk to the zoo.
A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.
The ...
Urugay still complaining about Suarez punishment:
"Don´t forget that 4 human months are 2 dog yea...
A little Native American boy...
...went to his father to ask how little Native ...
Is it me or..
Is it me or does this place smell like up dog?
...
A dog, a pig, and a horse are in a band (Worth the read)
They are relatively unknown, and are struggling...
Last night I was so drunk I blew chunks.
Chunks is my dog.
The difference between cats and dogs when you die
When you die, your dog will mourn you until the...
What kind of bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone!
From Fargo Ep. 2
A man brings his dead dog along for an international flight
The check-in attendant tells him:
"Sir, I'm so...
An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing...
An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing...
Does your dog bite?
The other day I was walking down the street and...