Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Old Lady Wins the Lottery


An eighty year-old lady wins the lottery. Not ...

Fetch


The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog ...

Glass Eye


A fella with a glass eye was at a party. Now h...

The Blue Eye


One day, a man had an accident at work, which ...

El sr. Soto fue a


El sr. Soto fue a la consulta del doctor a rec...

True Lawyer Statements


Amazing and true lawyer statements.
Lawyers t...

Real Signs Found In Various Places


Unlike Humorless bureaucracies, real people ca...

Painful Puns


Hangover: The wrath of grapes.


Income Tax: C...

$100,000


A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, s...

New Virgin


A woman was going to marry one of those guys t...

A Scant 100 years ago...


It May Be Hard to Believe That A Scant 100 Yea...

Baby light


In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's w...

An old lady


An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a...

Yo momma so ugly


Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor ...

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE


A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:
"Doctor, I have...

Talented Dog


A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The b...

Bonifacio en el consultorio de


Bonifacio en el consultorio de un m�dico:


"D...

Three Buddies


Three buddies die in a car crash. They go to h...

I think I need a pair of glasses


Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller...

Things that are Odd


* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train ...

Cold, or Pregnant?


A woman goes to the doctor. After examining th...

Chelsea's Letter Home


Dear Mom and Dad:


It has been six months sin...

Bed wetting problem


This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so ...

Male Organ Enlargement


They had been having a few beers at the bar to...

Will I live any longer?


Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and...