A woman goes to the doctor. After examining the woman thoroughly, the doctor is perplexed."I'm not sure what it is," he said."You either have a bad cold or you're pregnant.""Oh," says the woman, "I must be pregnant-- I don't know anyone who could have given me a cold."
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