An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg.
As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several
months later, the doctor took off the cast. "Can I climb stairs now?" asked the
little old lady. "Yes," he replied. "Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and
tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!"
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