A fella with a glass eye was at a party. Now he had quite a bit to drink. On one occassion his glass eye fell into his drink accidentally. He drank his drink without noticing. Three days after the party, his hangover was gone, but he still had an upset stomach. He went to see his doctor who examined him but couldn't figure out why the upset stomach. The doctor said ."OK! One last examination left. Please drop your pants and bend over." The fella does as he's told. The doctor couldn't believe what he was seeing. For there looking at him was an eye. The doctor calls, "Whats the matter! Don't you trust me?"
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