* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
* If quitters never win, and winners never quit,what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
* I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
* I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
* Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men?
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