Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Annual Check-up


During her annual checkup, the well-constructe...

Good news/Bad News at the doctor


The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "D...

Iron Phone


Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went ...

Car fitting the Profession


Three men were discussing their careers and th...

Cannibal heartburn


A cannibal says to a doctor, "I have terrible ...

More exercise


Recently overheard in a doctor's waiting room:...

Playing doctor


When I was a kid, I never played doctor with t...

She will rise and shine


A mother complained to her doctor about her da...

Life In The Great Outdoors


An elderly gentlemen went in for his annual ph...

Food + water


Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my broth...

Signs that you may be a drunk!


*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinkin...

I Need Glasses. Do I Ever


"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"
"You certai...

"�Doctor, me siento mal, todo


"�Doctor, me siento mal, todo me da vueltas, a...

After the birth of their 10th child, an Arkansas...


After the birth of their 10th child, an Arkans...

I hurt all over!


A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to...

Old People And Nastiness


A very old couple wanted to have children, so ...

I've got good and bad


This old man visits his doctor and after a tho...

Careerist


"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A...

A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients


Do not expect your doctor to share your discom...

A man spoke


A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wi...

Meatloaf


A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I...

In the dark


A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waitin...

You Know You're


A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.A...

Dog Competition


There once was a dog show to determine the wor...

Help me with my hair doctor


Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can ...