Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

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A man visits his doctor and tells him,

"You'v...

A man visits his doctor...

and asks him how to improve his sexual performa...

A couple has a baby...

After the delivery, the doctor takes the baby a...

So this guy walks into a doctors office...

...with a duck on his head.

The doctor says "...

An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.

A doctor is telling an obese woman that she nee...

Did you hear about the kid born without eyelids?

Yeah, apparently a baby boy was born without ey...

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

''Doctor Dolittle.''

EDIT: The doctor off that...

It was career day in Elm Park Elementary School...

and each student had to write about their dad's...

a woman and her boyfriend

A woman and her boyfriend have just left a wild...

Invisible Man

Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the ...

The doctor has some bad news...

A patient goes to see the doctor. The doctor ex...

A man in a shop

What happened to the man who fell over?

He got...

A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...

...He says he's been coughing day and night for...

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer ...

...were waiting one morning for a particularly ...

The check-up.

A man goes to his doctor for a regular check-up...

A lawyer was questioning a doctor...

A lawyer was cross-examining a doctor about whe...

An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor

The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says ...

So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup...

He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and say...

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mecha...

Hearing concerns

A man tells his doctor that he's concerned abou...

Male nurse

Towards the end of the shift, he is assigned to...

My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary.

I guess it runs in your genes