A man visits his doctor and tells him,
"You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"
To which the doctor replies,
"5 penises! How do your pants fit?"
"Like a glove!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.