Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

An old man doesn't feel well...

So he and his wife go to the doctors office. Wh...

The Ressurection

The pastor of a Baptist church had called all o...

Middle Earth Dreamer

A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to...

So a man goes to the doctor...

and is told that he has a terminal illness with...

A 98 year old man...

A 98 year old man goes to the doctor. He tells ...

A guy goes to the doctor's...

A guy goes to the doctor's to get his eyes chec...

The other day I went to the doctors office.

The doctor said to me, "You've got to stop mast...

Patient Trolling Doctor Joke

Doctor: You have bipolar disorder, borderline a...

A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup...

The doctor says "Let's get started, shall we? W...

A letter from an Irish mother to her son

*This was one of the first forwards I ever got ...

A woman gets a C section

What does the doctor say to the woman who has t...

What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usua...

Hairy

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) co...

Bottle Number 43

A new miracle doctor comes to town, who people ...

A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating.

The man is surprised and says, "Why?"
And the d...

Last day for your taxes

A man walked into a restaurant with his young s...

A clinic was trialling a new, cheap way to numb a patient for surgery.

The new method involved blunt force trauma to t...

Good news

The doctor took his patient into the room and s...

Stolen from 1946...

A doctor sold a man a wooden leg on credit. The...

The Gorilla and the Redneck

A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare spe...

An 85 year old man walks into the doctors office...

... and demands the doctor to lower his sexual ...

I figured something was fishy with my doctor

when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had...

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!

Well that's more of a mental health issue, I'm ...

Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office.....

Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the...