What happened to the man who fell over?
He got up.
Why did the man buy beans?
Because there was no peas.
what happened to the drunk who asked for directions?
he lost his way.
Why did the dentist say aww
because the doctor told him to.
what is big blue and hard to see
a big blue dot 400 feet away
who owns microsoft
bill gates
what did the german say when the chinese man spoke to him
excuse me
if you had a million pounds what would you do with it
buy a very expensive plastic duck and invite my friends around to see it
what are canadians like
cold in the winter hot in the summer
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