After the delivery, the doctor takes the baby away to check on its health. Shortly thereafter, the doctor comes back in the room and informs the couple that he has some good news, and some bad news, and ask which they would like to hear first.
The couple talks it over for a second tells the doctor they want the bad news first, to get it out of the way.
The doctor looks down at his shoes, sighs and says, "Well, I don't really know how to say this. But you baby, its a ginger."
The couple, obviously relieve, reply "That isn't bad at all! Whats the good news?"
"Its dead"
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