Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!"
The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having probl...
Doctor Jokes
How does an abortion doctor like his eggs?
Scrambled.
The Autopsy Trial
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autop...
The Moth
Bloke walks into a chippy and says, 'Please hel...
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.
But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to...
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama coupl...
My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay...
they don't provide a square meal
Green Spots
Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that app...
Denise and WHAT?!
A woman falls into a coma as she is giving birt...
During a routine physical the Doctor said, "You've got to stop masturbating."
"Why?" asked the patient.
"Because I'm trying ...
My doctor told me I have type-a blood.
Apparently it was a type-o!
Ending It All
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and d...
Father in delivery room
A woman is all ready to give birth to her first...
An old woman goes to the doctor's office...
....The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I...
Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store
Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocola...
A man is going in for surgery...
And right as he's about to go under, he asks th...
Witness in a trial
In a trial, a doctor who had performed the auto...
There are two lunatics in a mental asylum...
So, there's two lunatics in a lunatic asylum an...
A prostate exam...
Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no han...
The Vet
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...
First Jewish President
The first Jewish president becomes elected in t...
A man goes to see the urologist...
And the Doctor says: "Sir, I must tell you that...
A Chinese guy goes to the eye doctor.
After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you...
A man is driving his new mustang
home from work one day. He spots an incredibly ...
Signs...
The following are all signs that you are a drun...