A man tells his doctor that he's concerned about his wife's hearing. The doctor tells him that there's an easy test for this: stand far away from her and ask her a question and keep getting closer until she hears him.
So the man goes home and sees his wife cooking dinner. He asks, "What's for dinner, honey?" There's no reply so he moves forward and asks, "What's for dinner, honey?" Again, he hears nothing and moves forward, "What's for dinner honey?"
She shouts, "For the third time, spaghetti!"
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