"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and bring babies into the world" said the first one.
"I'm gonna be a preacher, and baptize babies!" said the next.
"I'm gonna be a murderer!" said the last.
"A murderer!" exclaimed the first two. "Why?"
"I'm gonna kill the guy who's poking me in the back every night!"
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