An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better.
The bad news is he’s getting better at contrac...
Doctor Jokes
The Best Diagnostician
One day a man complained to his friend, “My elb...
While at work in the wound care center today...
The doctor walked in with a fresh hair cut.
Me...
An elderly man goes to the Doctors...
He's having problems hearing and he wants to kn...
John eagerly awaits for his first child to be born...
After 9 hours in labor his wife gives birth to ...
Sleep is important
A husband gets news from his doctor that he is ...
Elvis had a seizure?
How did the doctor know Elvis had a seizure?
...
A joke my German girlfriend told me: "Earth goes to see the doctor...
...and the doctor asks 'what's wrong?' and Eart...
Cruel joke
A guy has a terrible accident, once he is at th...
A man walks into a doctors wearing cling film trousers
Doctor says, " I can clearly see you're nuts"
An Asian mane goes to see the doctor...
.. He tells the doctor he has been having troub...
Good news and bad news.
Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.
...
Every night at the pub...
...the Irishman followed the same ritual. He o...
The Lantern
Deep in the back woods of Letcher County, Kentu...
the redneck
A redneck shows up at the doctors office wearin...
Bozo the Clown- The Darkest Joke Ever Told
A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doctor, I'v...
A man goes to see his doctor...
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I...
A mans monkey was very sick...
...so he took it to the vet.
Doctor: "Bobo wil...
A man ordered two drinks at once every day...
The bartenders curiosity got the better of him,...
A man asks a bartender for a drink...
"Do you have a bottle of less?" asks the man
T...
An old man...
An old man, living alone in a hut in the mounta...
A bear joke
An 80 year old man was having his annual checku...
The doctor told me to lose some weight.
I said, "How?"
He said "Don't eat anything fat...