So my dad went to the hospital yesterday...

and while he was there he was talking to the doctor. The doctor was telling him about how he just come from a bizarre situation. surgeA baby boy was unfortunately born without any eyelids, so the doctor decided to perform an emergency circumcision and use the excess skin for the baby's eyelids. Thankfully, the little boy is okay, but now he's cockeyed.

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