A black man, an italian and a Jew are at a hospital.

They are all waiting for their wives in the delivery room.

The doctor comes out and tells them that they accidentally got the 3 babies mixed up and that the three men will have to go in and decide which one is theirs.

The Italian man immediately says "I'll go in first," and rushes into the delivery room. He comes out with a black baby.

The black man stands up and says "Now I KNOW that's my baby." The Italian man responds "There's a chance that either of those other babies could be Jewish and I'm not taking that chance."

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