...Her husband rushes her to the hospital. The delivery is taking much longer than usual and is exceptionally painful. The normal pain killers aren't working, so the doctor approaches the husband with a revolutionary new device. The device would transfer increments of the wife's pain to the Father of the child. The husband agrees to try it out in order to spare his wife an agonizing labor.
The doctor starts out by sending 25% of the wife's pain over. The husband says "I feel pretty good, give me more." So the doctor sends 50% of the pain. The husband is feeling strong "I'm a man's man and 50% is nothing to me. Give me 75%!" The doctor sends over 75% of the pain. Still the husband is unflinching and strong, "Ok Doc give me all the pain, I can take it!" The doctor sends the entire 100% of the pain to the Father.
The labor goes flawlessly. Both Husband and Wife feel amazing and are both well enough to leave the hospital that day and take their newborn baby home. Upon arrival they find the mailman dead on the porch.
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