The Doctor looks at him with a grave look and says:
"I am sorry Sir but you are going to have to stop masturbating."
The guy answers a bit puzzled:
"But I mean... Surely that's not bad for my health?"
"No, but it's a bit disturbing when I'm talking to you."
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