A pregnant lady slips into a coma...
While in a coma, she has a pair of kids, twin b...
Doctor Jokes
My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I'm trying to examine...
A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue...
After examining her under the bright lights, th...
"No Jews Allowed"
A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a...
My doctor says I'm allergic to impulsiveness.
I keep breaking out in rash decisions.
YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS COMPLETE REST
-Your husband needs complete rest, – doctor cay...
A blonde walks into the doctors
and explains that she is unable to drink coffee...
I went to the doctor
I went to the doctors the other day and I said,...
An unemployed engineer opens a clinic..
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time ...
A man goes to his doctor
The doctor says "Sir, you have HIV", the man re...
So, the 7 year-old daughter is talking with her mom...
"Mom, today at school during break, Jason and I...
Brunette goes to the doctor
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...
Well, that was not good..
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to...
An American in France...
An American in France limps into a doctor's off...
"Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor." -Me
"It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything ...
A lawyer, a doctor and an accountant
So a lawyer, a doctor and an accountant are in ...
Spaghetti!
A doctor had a fling with his nurse. A few mont...
What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him?
"Fine, suture yourself."
An Engineer was jobless for long time...
He could not find a job so he opens a clinic an...
A doctor has a regular routine...
Of visiting his local pub precisely at 5 o'cloc...
A terrible situation.
A young couple wakes up for work and begin thei...
Fool or be fooled
A greedy guy was walking and passed by a hospit...
A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor
And the doctor says "you have a cataract"
The ...
Baldness
A patient complained to the doctor that his hai...
not necessary to have a high IQ to be an attorney?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, di...