A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew for dinner one night...

A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew for dinner one night when her husband, who has been out hunting all day comes home empty handed. As he leans over to kiss her, three bullets fall out of his pocket and into the stew. The husband and wife are unaware and dinner is served. With the first scoop, the wife manages to find all three bullets and quickly swallows them down. Unsure of what happened, but fearing for her unborn children, the couple quickly rush to the hospital.

They are quickly seen by a doctor and xrays show that the wife has ingested three bullets.

"Will the babies be ok" She asks.
"Yes, they will" the doctor replies. "However, I cannot recommend surgery to remove the bullets as you are so close to your due date. More than likely, the bullets will be absorbed into your children and should come out harmlessly later on". Satisfied, the couple leaves and a month later, the wife has three healthy boys.

15 years later, the wife is sitting in a chair by the fire place when the first son runs down stairs.

"Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!" The wife laughs and tells him the story and he goes back up stairs. Ten minutes later, the second son runs down stairs. "Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!" The wife laughs again and tells him the story and he goes back up stairs. Ten minutes later a loud bang is heard up stairs. The third son comes running down the stairs.

"Mom! Mom!"
"What on earth was that racket? Were you peeing and a bullet came out?"
"No, I was masturbating and I think I shot the dog!"

Old joke I heard when I was a kid. Don't remember the details but I remembered the end.