My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight.
So I cut off my leg.
Doctor Jokes
My wife asked me to play doctor with her...
...she is now waiting for three hours in front ...
A white doctor in Africa
It's a white doctor in an african village. One ...
The doctor told me to stay positive
I have HIV
An elderly lady goes to the doctor...
An elderly lady goes to the doctor. "Doctor", s...
A blonde is dying
A blonde lady walks into her Dr's office and sa...
What did the doctor say to the patient who refused to stop masturbating?
Don't make it hard for yourself.
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Because he felt funny.
(I can't take credit fo...
Anyone seen the movie about the female eye doctor who's always naked when she kills her patients?
It's called 'Lasik Instinct'.
A doctor, a lawyer, and a scientist are arguing about whether it's better to have a husband or a boyfriend....
The doctor says, "A husband is better for the k...
The Deaf Wife Problem
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as w...
My eyes have been bugging me recently, so I went to the doctor. He told me I have ocular herpes.
Apparently I've been looking for love in all th...
Probably old but one of my favorites.
A husband and wife get into a horrible car acci...
A doctor comes in with some test results...
Doctor: "I've got bad news and horrible news, w...
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week
The doctor told me he's in stable condition
An infectious disease enters a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind i...
Tyrone and his teacher.
None of his classmates liked him because of hi...
An Engineer or a Doctor?
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He ...
Thats how they do it..
A man goes into a mental institution and talks ...
Old man at the hospital.
An old man comes to the doctor and says:
"I h...
A guy enters the doctor's office for an exam.
The doctor looks at him, walks around him, look...
Doctor, How was the surgery?
surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!
A patient comes to a doctor
A patient comes to a doctor and says:
"Doctor...
Little Billy and his organ (version 2)
Little Billy had dark hair, hazel eyes, and alw...
Doctor asked his patient...
A doctor asked his patient: Do you speak when y...