An elderly lady goes to the doctor. "Doctor", she says, "I'm having some issues with excessive gas. However, they don't make a sound and they don't smell. In fact, since I've been in this room with you I've broken wind several times". The doctor writes her a prescription and tells her to come back in a week. One week later to woman returns, furious. "You quack", she barks at him, "my gut is as bad as ever and my farts still don't smell, but now they're as loud as thunder!" The doctor replies, "Well, now that we've fixed your hearing, let's see what we can do about your sense of smell".
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