A husband and wife get into a horrible car accident. They are taken to the emergency room. The doctor says to the husband, "you seem to have come out of the accident without a scratch. However, your wife is not so lucky. She has multiple lifelong, debilitating injuries. Because of her condition you will have to feed her, bathe her, dress her and do pretty much everything else for her as long as you are together." Naturally, the husband starts crying uncontrollably. The doctor laughs and says, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead."
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