Medical Humor
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Doctor Jokes
The Man and the Shaggy Dog
Once upon a time, a man decided to climb a moun...
When the US elects President Susan Goldfarb ...
The year is 2032 and the United States has elec...
I got my neck sucked by a doctor yesterday
His name was Dr acula
Three lunatics
Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor wit...
Man with the multiple personality disorder goes to the ophthalmologist.
The doctor says: "Ok, tell me about your proble...
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic.
He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure f...
I dislike standing next to posts, so I went to see a doctor
...he diagnosed me with by-poler disorder.
Man to wise Doctor
A Man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
The ‘First Jewish President’
The ‘First Jewish President’
The year i...
Three loonies
There were three loonies in an asylum. Their do...
What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?
TB or not TB, that is the question.
What kind of doctor is always on call?
An oncologist.
A sex-reassignment specialist is trying to simplify the names of surgical procedures...
He takes his nurse aside and explains "Lots of ...
Bad Joke of the Day: March 13, 2015 (x-post /r/badjokes)
A doctor and a lawyer in separate car...
3 guys are sentenced to 10 years in solitary confinement...
The warden says that each guy is allowed to bri...
A old man goes to the doctor for some tests
...and the doctor has some bad news.
"I'm sorr...
I cut my thumb chopping onions...
...in such a way as to make applying appropriat...
After WWII, a German soldier...
After WWII, a German soldier left the tenets of...
No matter which doctor I go to for a general checkup, they all hit me on the knee.
I think they get a kick out of it.
An Engineer or A Doctor?
An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He co...
A man goes to pick up his newly born son.
So the new father goes to the hospital and says...
Poor Placement
So one day little Billy grew up and got engaged...
The doctor is coming to help you . . .
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when su...
An Unemployed Engineer
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He ...