The doctor says, "A husband is better for the kids and for your mental health. More stability." The lawyer says, "No, a boyfriend is better because a husband can leave and take half your stuff, plus alimony." Then the scientist perks up and says, "It's better to have both." The doctor and lawyer are surprised at their geeky friend and ask why. She pushes her glasses up off her nose and says, "Well, your husband thinks you're with your boyfriend. Your boyfriend thinks you're with your husband, and you can go to the lab."
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