Doctor: "I've got bad news and horrible news, which one do you want first?"
Patient: "The horrible news."
Doctor: "You have AIDS."
Patient: "Oh no, what's the bad news?"
Doctor: "You have alzhemier's."
Patient: Well, at least I don't have AIDS."
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