Little Billy and his organ (version 2)

Little Billy had dark hair, hazel eyes, and always wore red sneakers. His parents were both musicians, so Little Billy started playing the organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced after school every day until it was very late. He loved the organ very much. He even got private lessons from a professional organist from his local church. His mother, while supporting his hobby, was warned by his pediatrician: “Billy practicing on the organ has prevented him from spending any time outside. It seems as if he is not receiving the appropriate amount of exercise recommended at his age.” His mother ignored his doctor for years, assured that Billy’s hobby was perfectly safe. Billy did not have many friends due to his obsession with the organ. He didn’t care; he loved the organ. He performed his own composition at a local church and received a standing ovation. There he met the love of his life at this church, and they started dating. However, they promptly broke up when she couldn’t support his obsession with the organ, calling his lifestyle too “organic.” When Billy grew to be 15 years old, he heard of this orchestra from his town that needed an organist, but it was really hard to get accepted into. This only made Billy want to practice and practice more. Finally, the day for his audition came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out of the organ. The organ was broken. The judge, a middle aged man named Mr. Harley, immediately arranged for Billy to play on another organ. As Billy began to play, the organ also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. Mr. Harley arranged for yet another organ for Billy, but that one broke down as well. Before Mr. Harley could ask for one more organ, he suddenly collapsed to the ground. Later, at the hospital, the doctors pronounced Mr. Harley dead and performed an autopsy. "The cause of death appears to be multiple organ failure."

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