Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

Movies Teach Us


Life Lessons Learned At the Movies


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Eating


what do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of...

Dino


what do you call a dinosaur with high heels
m...

You Might Be A Redneck...Thesaurus


You might be a redneck if you think a thesauru...

I'm ignoring Y2K


Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late...

Dinosaur


What do you call a dinosaur with a sore bum?

...

Chickens hadn't evolved yet


Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Ch...

New dinosaur found!


Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and...

30 more things we have learned from the movies


1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least ...

In Dinosaur, Colorado:...


In Dinosaur, Colorado:


"Dinosaur Baptist C...

Dinosaurs


What did the baby dinosaur say when he was pla...

Lezbian Dinosaurs


They discovered a new species of lezbian dinos...

Blind dinosaur!


Q.what do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. do-yo...

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies


-It is always possible to park directly outsid...

Barney is Satan


Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR


Pro...

Lickalotapuss


What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a ...

New Dinosaur Theory?


OK, let's consider the physical evidence.


Th...

Dinosaur St.


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was t...

Dino-Rific!


What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-thi...

Barney


I have recently discovered that Barney the pur...

Smoking Dragon....


Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur ...

Barney the Dinosaur


Everyone knows Barney, that cute purple dinosa...

She was only...


She was only the........admiral's daughter, bu...

Old Old Bones


Some tourists at Chicago's Field Museum of Nat...

Dinosaur Bones


Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural...