What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur?
Her clitosaurus...
Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX!
I made this joke up in like middle school I think.
Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic
Measures.
What do you call a drunk dinosaur?
Stagger-saurus.
What's the most well mannered dinosaur?
A plesiosaur.
Some tourists are marveling at dinosaur bones in a museum.
One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me ho...
You all like dinosaurs...right?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive v...
An accountant visited the Natural History museum.
An accountant visited the Natural History museu...
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park...
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anym...
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pil...
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the vo...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Beca...
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blous...
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur fam...
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea ...
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur wit...
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a di...
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-...
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: ...
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyra...
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toe...
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give ...
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his...
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female ...