Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?
Because the mammoth was to young to predate the...
Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for th...
What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer?
A terror-Dactyl
So I saw a boy at the shops today on his own, pretending to be a dinosaur.
It looked like fun and he seemed lonely so I jo...
What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?
Dinomite!!!!!
*budum tssst*
What dinosaur would be the worst driver?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Edit: "Rex" --> "Wrecks"
What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur?
A Flossiraptor!
I'll just show myself out...
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric
What do you call a black dinosaur?
Tyroneosaurus Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?
A philosorapper
What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?
A flossiraptor
What is a traitor?
A tray shaped dinosaur.
Credits go to the wi...
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?
Dino-mite.
What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur?
A Velocifapper.
What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?
An Iran-asaurus!
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park
Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
Bad Puns
Sometimes I just tuck my knees towards my chest...
I went to see Jurassic World because I heard there was a recently genetically modified dinosaur...
I didn't see Caitlyn Jenner anywhere
What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?
I dino-bore! .
I'm sorry.