What do you call a slutty dinosaur?
A tricerathot
Dinosaur Jokes
What do you get...
Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosau...
What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot?
A carniv-whore.
Girl are you a dinosaur?
Cuz jurassic.
What is the most well mannered type of dinosaur?
The Plesiosaur
What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?
Ptero-Dactyls
What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?
A legosaurus!
Randomly made up this the other...
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?
A Quranosaurus.
A dinosaur walks into a bar and says.
#RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
2 blondes walking under the bridge
when they saw an egg one said this is a dinosau...
What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?
ereptile dysfunction
What do you call a dinosaur with TNT?
Dino-mite
How did one dinosaur insult the other?
Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a sho...
What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?
A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10
How very is a very good dinosaur?
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
What is the most racist dinosaur???
The Tricericops
What do you call a dinosaur with on eye?
Jathinkhesaurus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet.