Barney

I have recently discovered that Barney the purple dinosaur is
the pied piper leading our children into the clutches of eternal
damnation. Who else but such a hayness character could be
causing drug wars, school violence, and such?! So instead of "I
love you" make your children sing this (Not only will it save
them, but teach them some useful adult information.)


(To the tune of "I love You")...


I hate you, you hate me
lets join up and kill Barney
With a forty-four shot gun
hit him at the door
no more purple dinosaur!