What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?
A Prontosaur.
Dinosaur Jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first orders some H2O, the second exclaims ...
What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur?
Tri-serepax.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyathinkhesaurus
What do you call a black dinosaur?
A Tyroneosaurus Rex.
Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies.
They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'
What do you call a drunk dinosaur?
A Staggersaurus.
What type of car does a dinosaur drive?
a priustoric!
How do you call a homosexual dinosaur
Megasoreass
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhe-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that rapes?
A sexual predator.
I once met a dinosaur who was also a sorceress...
She put me in a tyrannosaurus hex.
*dinosaur at zoo roars at me*
"ROAR"
whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
"GRO...
Can a dinosaur tell a joke?
You bet jur-ass-ic can!
An elderly man was the official tour guide of the Smithsonian Dinosaur display.
“This Fossil is Eleven Million and 23 Years old...
A dinosaur sneakily tries to leave a hotel
Username checks out.
Why is dinosaur traffic so bad?
Because of all the Tyrannosaurus Rex...
Yo mama..
is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a d...
Kids' joke- What do you call a cut on a T-Rex's foot?
A Dino Sore.
I made this joke up in response t...
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesarous
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye
Doyouthinkhesawus.
What do you call a dinosaur...
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive v...
What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time?
Buttholeissaurus-wreckt