Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your...

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

What's red on the outside and green on the insi...

What followed the dinosaur ?

What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awa...

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: ...

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A:...

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup...

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur wi...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dino...

Dinosaur Groans

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A ...

Dinosaur car crash

Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash the...