COBOL Programmer and the Year 2000
There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid t...
Dinosaur Jokes
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Yo mama
yo mama so old, she took a drivers test with a...
What We Know from Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside...
Visiting the Museum of Natural History
The accountant was visiting the Museum of Natur...
Dinosaur Theory
OK, let's consider the physical evidence.
T...
Corny ...but Cute!
What do you call a dinosaur that is able to giv...
Dinosaur
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everyt...
Another Dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Dyouth...
Class Trip
A student on a class trip to the natural-histor...
Jurassic Park
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with ...
Adoptosaurus
There was a quirky breed of dinosaur called an ...
Why Did the Dinosaur Cross the Road?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because c...
What Do You Get...
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tige...
What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era?
*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*
What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a pooping dinosaur?
"That's pooposterous!"
What do you call a really smart dinosaur?
A Professaur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Dinosaur
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
because ...
What do you call a dinosaur that sings?
A velocirapper
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A "Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus"
How do you call a...
Man discovered a new dinosaur, part raptor, part slug, part crab, they asked what he would name it
howthefuckshouldino was then added to the histo...
Two dinosaurs are having a conversation.
The male dinosaur says:
"Mm-hmm."
The female ...
What do you call an exploding dinosaur?
Dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur with little eyes?
A Doyuthinkesaurus