How do you cook a deer?

Grill the steak or cook it in a skillet.
Bring the steak up to room temperature before cooking.
Season both sides of the steak with salt and pepper.
Sear both sides.
Bard the meat with butter.
Cook the steak to rare-medium.
Rest the steak for 5-7 minutes.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.