The first guy, from Georgia, walks off from the hunting camp and returns an hour later with a deer.
The other two hunters ask him how he did it.
"Found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the deer."
The second guy, from Alabama, walks off and returns with a bear.
The other two guys ask him how he did it.
"Found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the bear."
The third guy, from San Francisco, walks off and returns all beaten up and battered.
The other two guys ask him what happened.
"Found the tracks, followed the tracks, got hit by a train."
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