An English man, an a Irishman and a Scottish man went camping in some woods. They had shelter and supplies but little food. So they drew up a table. On day one the Englishman would go hunting, the next day the Scottish man, after that the Irishman and the cycle would start again.
On day one the Englishman went hunting and was gone for a day and a half. On the second day he walked in with a big deer on his back. Both the Scottish and Irish man were in shock.
"Sure, how did you get that?" said the Irishman.
The Englishman replies, "I found tracks, I followed tracks and I caught me a deer".
The deer lasted 2 days. Then it was the Scottish man's turn. He was gone for 3 days. He walked in to the camp with a massive deer on his back. The Irishman was on shock.
" Sure how did you catch that?"
"I found tracks, I followed tracks, I caught me a deer" the Scottish man replies.
That deer lasted a whole week. Then it was the Irishman's turn. One day passed. Three days passed. A whole week passed. Then, the Irishman crawls in, battered, bruised, bleeding. Both the English and Scottish men rush over to help him.
"What happened to you??" Exclaimed the Scottish man.
"I found tracks, I followed tracks, got run over by a train"
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