A couple live in Texas. The wife always persists the husband to go hunting because they she doesn't want them to waste money when they have food in their backyard.
One day, he sees a dear and thinks he would probably be able to get the deer and get some fair meat out of him. Before he shoots the deer disappears and the husband follows.
Once deep in the forest, the deer turns to face the husband but the husband gets a fair shot. The deer runs away though dropping something. The husband runs to the dropped thing and see it is a phone. He picks it up and it starts ringing.
He answers it. The voice on the other end says, "Well did you get him? I heard a shot!"
To this he replies, "We are so getting a divorce.
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