Deer Jokes

Deer Jokes

How do we know that deer are stupid...

...and not just *really* suicidal?

Two wild deer fall in love . . .

There were these two wild deer that fell in lov...

A years worth of jokes

Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about a dollar seventy nine, deer...

Two hunters were walking through the woods

Two hunters were walking through the woods tryi...

So a deer walks out of the woods and says...

That's the last time I will ever do that for tw...

What's the difference between Beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are unde...

Three blondes were walking through the forest...

...and they came upon some tracks.

The first o...

Three blondes are walking through the woods...

They come across a pair of tracks.

The first ...

What's the cheapest cut of meat?

Deer nuts: they're under a buck.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts a...

Beer nuts $1:50

Deer nuts under a buck

Wear a seatbelt.

So this guys in a hurry drivin' to work and a b...

Deer

Two deer were frolicking in a field and then a ...

A hunting party prank

Three hunters return to their camp with a fresh...

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What do you call a blind deer?

No eyed deer.

What do you call a dead, blind d...

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are under $2.00 while deer nuts are ...

Three blondes went for a walk in the country...

...when they stumble upon a line of tracks in t...

My little cousins came up with these:

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about $1.79, and deer nuts are ri...